Boogers! Or at least that’s what this one is intended for. This is just your basic tissue box, but my, oh my is the artwork is a thing of beauty. It reminds me of a box of cereal, with eye candy occupying every space of the package. Heroes and villains are on display, giving you visual joy every time you blow your schnoz.
I previously had these displayed on my desk at work. The artwork fueled a daily positive attitude and served as a constant reminder to all my co-workers that I’m a Ninja Turtles freak. Win, win. That was until people started using them. I never actually saw anyone take a tissue, but I noticed the supply was slowly depleting day-by-day. My precious “collector item” was been hijacked by colleagues with runny noses! I guess not everyone sees the value in junky box of tissues from the 80s.
Splinter and April take their tissues very seriously.
Nothing says nose-blowing like a pink wad from Dimension X. You've gotta love that Krang, who let's be honest, kind of looks like a booger, made it onto this tissue box.
If you didn't notice, this gem is straight from Europe. No Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles here. Instead, we've got Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles - the European version of your green pals. International nose-blowing!
The box has been safely transported to The Sewer Den collection, now sitting behind glass in a cabinet like some sort of important work of art. It’s silly to value something so goofy, but I mean, am I crazy thinking this thing is so cool? Probably. But hey, it’s a rare find and I’m excited to have it as part of my collection. I love this box of tissues - a statement a man dreams of a saying in his lifetime.
Smell ya later, dudes.
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